Funny Riddles

Here are some extremely funny riddles with answers for you to enjoy! Be warned, you will laugh out loud!

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What kind of coat is best put on wet?

A coat of paint.

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What always goes to sleep with shoes on?

A horse.

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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

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What building has the most stories?

The library.

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What runs all around a backyard, yet never moves?

A fence.

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What kind of band never plays music?

A rubber band.

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What has a bottom at the top?

Your legs.

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What has a thumb and four fingers, but is not a hand?

A glove.

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What is cut on a table, but is never eaten?

A deck of cards.

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What kind of room has no doors or windows?

A mushroom.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

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During what month do people sleep the least?

February, it’s the shortest month.

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Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

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Ten ladies tried to fit under a small umbrella, none of them got wet. How did they do it?

It wasn’t raining!.

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What sounds like a sneeze and is made out of leather?

A shoe.

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What runs but never walks?

A tap.

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What kind of vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

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What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

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What is so unbelievably fragile that just by speaking it’s name will break it?

Silence.

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Funny riddles with answers

What tastes better than it smells?

A tongue.